😱 Akademiks “Pocket Watches” Cardi B After She Reveals Spending $600K a Year on Babysitters and Drivers

The internet is buzzing after Cardi B candidly broke down her jaw-dropping annual expenses for her children—and Akademiks, never one to miss a headline, was quick to “pocket watch” and crunch the numbers live for his audience. The result? Fans are both shocked and fascinated by just how much it costs to be Cardi B.

Cardi B Spills the Tea on Her Bills

It all started when Cardi B, known for her unfiltered honesty, decided to let fans in on just how much she shells out every year to keep her household running smoothly. In a recent livestream, she explained that Offset, her husband, isn’t contributing to these specific bills, and then started rattling off the numbers.

First up: the kids’ driver. “The kids’ driver is on a retainer for $10,000 a month,” Cardi revealed. That’s a whopping $120,000 a year just to make sure her kids get from point A to point B in style and safety. Akademiks, watching along, couldn’t help but comment, “Maybe Uber would be better, but okay, cool, whatever.”

School Fees That Rival College Tuition

But that’s just the beginning. Cardi continued, “Coach’s school this year? I paid $45,000.” Add that to the driver, and we’re already at $165,000 a year—and we’re just getting started.

Babysitting: The Family Affair

Cardi’s cousin babysits her children, Wave and Kulture, and gets paid $3,000 a week. Do the math: $3,000 x 52 weeks = $156,000 a year. With a quick calculation, Akademiks pointed out that the running total for just drivers, school, and babysitting is now $321,000—and that’s not even the full story.

Nannies on Standby—At a Premium

Here’s where things get even wilder. Cardi revealed that her nanny charges $700 a day. Akademiks, clearly baffled, asked, “Wait, you need a babysitter and a nanny? I thought the nanny would be the babysitter!” But Cardi explained the nanny only works during the daytime, while the babysitter covers other hours.

Let’s break it down: $700 a day x 365 days = $255,500 a year just for the nanny.

The Grand Total: A Celebrity Mom’s Price Tag

Add it all up—driver, school, babysitter, and nanny—and Cardi B’s annual bill for childcare and transportation comes to around $600,000 a year. And that’s just for two of her three kids (the youngest is still a baby).

Akademiks, ever the instigator, challenged his viewers: “Y’all want to know what it costs to raise celebrity kids? Start adding up your fruit jams in the chat!” The comments section exploded, with fans debating whether the costs were justified or just another example of celebrity excess.

A Glimpse Into the High Life

While most people can only dream of spending that much on childcare, Cardi B’s transparency provides a rare glimpse into the real—and sometimes outrageous—costs of raising children in the spotlight. For Cardi, it’s all about giving her kids the best, no matter the price tag.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: being a superstar mom comes with superstar bills—and the internet can’t stop talking about it.