Judge Humiliates Jay-Z in Court: Now His Assistant’s to Blame for the PI Scandal!

Y’all, I was out here giving Jay-Z too much credit. This whole situation just took a wild turn, and honestly, it’s embarrassing at this point. If you haven’t been keeping up, Jay-Z and powerhouse attorney Tony Buzbee are at war in court—everywhere but New York. California, Alabama, Louisiana—you name it, they’re fighting there. But what just happened in court? Let’s just say the judge wasn’t buying what Jay was selling, and the internet is in shambles.

Jay-Z Got Caught in a Lie… Again

Okay, so let’s back up. If you recall, Jay-Z has been claiming all this time that he had no idea who Jane Doe was. Yet somehow, a private investigator—allegedly hired by someone connected to him—showed up at her house. The audio recordings even have a dog barking in the background like it was terrified.

So, the first story was: “I don’t know her, I don’t know anything about this.” Then, when the receipts started coming in, Team Jay-Z tried to say, “We don’t know who those private investigators are. We didn’t hire them.”

And then—wait for it—when pressed further, suddenly the story changed. “Oh wait, actually, Rock Nation hired them.” Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but… isn’t Rock Nation Jay-Z’s own company? Sir, you are Rock Nation. You’re literally the founder.

The Assistant Did It?!

But if you thought that was bad, hold onto your seats because Jay-Z’s legal team had the audacity to walk into court and say: “Your Honor, we misspoke. It wasn’t Rock Nation. It was actually… Jay-Z’s assistant.”

Excuse me, WHAT?!

So now we’re supposed to believe that Jay-Z’s assistant, on their own accord, just woke up one morning and thought, “You know what? Let me go hire some private investigators to track down Jane Doe in this SA case—without Jay knowing anything about it!”

Make it make sense.

Who paid these investigators? Where did the money come from? Why would an assistant be doing this on their own without direction? The judge wasn’t buying it either, because he straight-up said Jay-Z’s fingerprints were all over this mess—whether he personally ordered it or not.

A Case Built on Trickery?

And let’s not forget why Tony Buzbee even withdrew the SA case in New York. Jane Doe’s lawyers thought they had an agreement with Jay-Z’s team—an agreement that said if she withdrew the case, they’d leave her alone.

They had emails confirming this, but guess what? There was no signed contract. So at the last minute, Jay-Z’s legal team said, “No deal.”

This is literally legal trickery at its finest. Jane Doe was scared—scared of the media attention, scared of how the internet turned on her, and scared of what was happening behind the scenes. So, she withdrew the case thinking she’d finally get some peace, but instead, Jay-Z flipped the script and used it against her.

And yet, despite all this, his team still wanted to drag Jane Doe into a deposition—even after calling her “mentally fragile.” Thankfully, the judge shut that down and said there was no need to put her through that.

What’s Next?

So, what happens now? Well, the judge is reviewing evidence, and this isn’t over yet. Jay-Z’s lawyers are trying to spin a story that supports their extortion claims against Buzbee, but this is far from a win. The judge made a tentative ruling, which means nothing is final yet—just that more arguments will need to be made.

Listen, I get it. Jay-Z is trying to do whatever it takes to protect himself. But the way he keeps changing his story is wild. First, he didn’t know Jane Doe. Then, he did, but Rock Nation was handling it. Then, it wasn’t Rock Nation—it was his assistant. Like, at this point, what’s next? Is he going to blame Beyoncé next?!