Washington, D.C. – In a scene straight out of a political comedy or the fever dream of a stressed-out intern, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk was reportedly seen yelling “F**K YOU!” right outside the Oval Office early Tuesday morning.

Eyewitnesses — including a hotdog vendor, two tourists, and an extremely confused Uber driver — claim that Musk showed up in a Tesla jacket, wearing sunglasses while it was raining, pacing back and forth outside the White House gates.

Without warning, he turned toward the building and shouted at full volume:
“FK YOU! I’M BUILDING MY OWN WHITE HOUSE – ON MARS!”**

What triggered the SpaceX titan’s outburst?

Speculation is swirling online, with theories ranging from plausible to downright sci-fi:

Theory 1: The government denied funding for his lunar base project, calling it “unrealistic and kind of insane.”

Theory 2: A White House staffer allegedly referred to Starlink as “just overpriced Wi-Fi for farmers.”

Theory 3: A CIA AI reportedly beat Musk’s AI “Grok” in a chess match and called Elon “a beta billionaire.”

Internet loses its mind

Within minutes, the hashtag #MuskMeltdown rocketed to the top of trending topics on X (formerly Twitter). Users posted memes, blurry videos, and quotes like:

“This is the architectural design for a solar-powered White House – WITH MISSILE SILOS UNDERGROUND!”

An anonymous White House aide commented off the record:

“Honestly, we’re used to billionaires randomly showing up to yell things. Last week Bezos demanded we rename NASA to Amazon Galaxy.”

Real or just another Musk PR stunt?

Nobody can fully confirm the incident — but let’s be honest:
If there’s one guy crazy enough to pull this off and livestream it on X, it’s Elon Musk.